Applied Phlebotinum: In the comics, she uses Australium to fuel her life-extension technology.The Administrator has an affinity for cigarettes and Punishment Monthly magazine, and occasionally posts on the official Team Fortress 2 blog, usually to berate the players for abusing glitches or exploits to gain unlockable items. She has an assistant named Miss Pauling and is also an acquaintance of Saxton Hale, allowing her to influence production of new weapons. To prevent either team from realizing this, she condemns any friendship between RED and BLU. The Administrator secretly controls both RED and BLU (and, by extension, every country on the planet), supporting each team when necessary. This disappointed and slightly angry Evil Overlord clearly lets you know in the world of Team Fortress, a tie does not mean everyone wins, but that everyone loses. Also known as the Announcer, The Administrator is the source of the mysterious disembodied voice that announces vital events during the match, angrily berates the team upon failure and congratulates them upon victory. 'It saddens me that despite my best efforts to instruct and better you, some of you insist on finding new ways to fail.'